
Well, the latest installment of everyone's favorite abstinence-promoting sexy-vampire extravaganza -- Twilight (need I even spell it out?) -- is being released today!� And poke fun all you want, but I happen to know that there are a whole lot of Babelanders prepared to wait in line for those tickets.� There's just something about vampires and sex... is it the biting?� Spilling of body fluids?� Forbidden fruit?� Self-denial and resultant increased sexual tension?� The glittering youth of Hollywood, putting on their special pointy teeth and getting down and dirty with one another?� No matter what it is, you can't deny that there's something pretty compelling about it.� And that it's got quite the hold on our culture.Whether you camped out overnight at the movie theater to be first in line, or you're just dipping your toe in the pool of blood-sucking hotness, you should check out our own line of delightful sexy vampire stuff.� Just today, we got in
Vampire Sex Diaries, a DVD about vampires who've replaced bloodsucking with sex.� (Perfectly logical, in my humble opinion.)� And to round out your sexy vampire experience, check out the customer favorite
Vamp dildo, which is not only beguilingly pale and shimmery, but also happens to be a great medium size and shape for a variety of activities.� Then, of course, there's the
Fleshlight Sex in a Can Succudry, lined with velvety soft vampire "teeth" for men's masturbation sessions.Collect all three, and you've got a pretty serious night of vampire love on your hands.� Let us know how it goes (and how the movie is, if you've seen it!).