Happy Halloween! Although I don't really get to celebrate Halloween this year because I'm stuck in class all night long, I've always enjoyed this holiday because on no other night do I get to watch a pirate, Gumby and a chicken argue about the best way to get uptown at 1:00am.Since I can't actually dress up, I was thinking about what sex toy I would want to dress up as if I could do as one. At first I thought about the glass dildos because they are one of my absolute favorite toys. The costume would be pretty easy if I could just find a striped shirt and pants.The I thought that if I did that I'd probably just look like a candy cane - glass dildos are hard to really represent as someone with a human-being shape. Then, inspiration struck. I could be the Cone. It would take a bit of work and I wouldn't be able to walk around or fit through doors or on to the subway. And, people might think I was just a big Hershey's Kiss. But being the Cone would be an awesome Halloween costume. If I could only make it vibrate...What sex toy would you dress up as? I have other ideas for how I could do The Rabbit Habbit, the Little Flirt, and the Sonic Ring Kit. But that's as far as I've gotten.Maybe next year I can convince the Babeland staff to dress up as their favorite sex toy for Halloween. It would certainly be worth stopping into the store for that one.