Much like Dallas, I am a lover of porn. To imagine a world without porn is heart-wrenching. Dallas has inspired me to share my own favorite porn of the week and help combat this 'porn addiction right-wing war.'I have seen a lot of porn. A lot. Like Dallas I am privvy to the employee rental program at Babeland, but i have always kept up with the newer titles. BUT classic porn (straight, gay, lesbian...who cares!) really makes my heart thud. Two days ago i took home 'The Opening of Misty Beethoven.' The next day I immediately bought a copy for myself; a rare splurge for a kid who gets free rentals.This film was MAGNIFICENT! Set in the mid-seventies it encapsulates a time era and some seriously hot sex. The story is of a prostitute getting trained to be a socialite sex-trordinary lady. This film by far is one of, if not my all time, favorite porn. It's great for first-timers, appreciators, or 'addicts'. There was one scene where Misty straps-on a dildo and does a dude in the ass while he is fucking his partner. It was SO delicious. This flick is hilarious (really funny scenes and dialogue actually), it's filled with great sex, and the plot keeps you watching it from start to finish. Don't even bother renting this one...GO BUY IT!