FREE STANDARD SHIPPING ON ALL ORDERS OVER $69
Babeland Toy Store
Customer Service: (888) 289-8423
Customer Service: (888) 289-8423
Making Your Dreams Come True!

We never imagined how popular the "All I Want for Christmas" Contest would be (click here fordetails on how to enter). We're receiving letters by the virtualsackful, so thank you for proving that sex toys really do make greatgifts. We can't reprint them all, but here are some examples of whattoys top your wish lists:

Dear Babeland,

All I want for Christmas is the Nexus Jr. I really, really want thissex toy because penetrating my girlfriend while simultaneously beingpenetrated and really getting to just bump and grind, but withsomething...INSIDE...would bring wonderful orgasms to us both...heckjust the thought of it gets me pretty hot!

Yours truly,

katie

Dear Babeland,

All I want for Christmas is Bend Over Boyfriend 1 on DVD.  Ireally, really want this sexy DVD because I've been very nice thisyear...too nice, and I want to learn how to be oh-so-very naughty, inthe take-it-in-the-ass kind of way.  I'm especially deserving ofthis sexy flick because I've been expanding my skills in life to becomea well-rounded person:

While house sitting for my neighbors, my search and rescue skillsproved useful in finding a horde of all the lost socks their washingmachine has ever eaten.  Unfortunately, it digested them and knita new lawnmower-cozy in a color I like to call, muddled rainbow.

Whenever I wear a kilt, high winds seem to come out ofnowhere.  Thus, I have a memorandum of understanding with metrosuch that during periods of thick fog, I will kiltedly ride on the bikerack of the number 7 bus, attracting brisk winds that will dissipatethe blanketing fog, allowing the stoic citizens of Seattle a safe andspeedy journey to their destinations.

I also learned how to make chocolate chip cookies without evencooking them. I am an expert blackberry bush machete pruner, a novicein love, and a desperado in Fremont.  I have been to Mars, I haveperformed broken-heart surgery, and I have spoken in the CanadianParliament, but I have yet learned how to bend over and get pegged inthe ass.

Yours truly,

G

Dear Babeland,

Call me Ishmael, baby. 'Cause all I want for Christmas is Moby!Alright, so I'm a bit fixated...but when I clapped eyes on that whitewhale, I knew nothing else would satisfy. Like all good sailors, mypartner and I were looking to expand our horizons. I guess when he said"expand," I took it a bit too literally? (Or in this case,"literature-ly?") That hunk of white whalemeat ought to create some"novel" sensations. I got-Ahab-it! :badump ching:

I'm especially deserving of this sexy toy because I have been verynice (and very naughty!) to my "first mate" this year...We've beenpracticing our sailor knots...and when I got too mutinous, I took mylashes like a champ. There's been plenty of "motion in the ocean," andwe're looking forward to a nice long winter of"cabin fever." But even though there was a lot of "booty" for us thisyear, it wasn't exactly the spendable kind...and unfortunately, theMoby's way too much for this grad student to spend on her own pleasure.:(

So come on, Santa Baby! Hurry up my chimney tonight! I can't wait to take that Moby on a Nantucket Sleigh Ride!

Yours truly,

The Not-So-Little Mermaid

Dear Babeland,

All I want for Christmas is a black Amor. I really, really want thissex toy because my girlfriend and I had one that we fondly referred toas Vlad, but a mouse got into our bedside table and gnawed him! We havea new apartment now (without mice!) and are ready for a replacement. Wewill call him son of Vlad, or maybe Vlad part II. We want to give ourold one a viking funeral, but all of the water in the area has frozenover. We really enjoyed using Vlad in our nylon Terra Firma harness andmiss him so.

Yours truly,

-FTM

Hi Babeland!

All I want for Yuletime is a Victoria's Remote Panty! Woo-hooooo!!!I really, really want this because I want my beloved to keep the remoteand give me a mighty zap whenever I need it--and whenever he wants! Oh,think of it--a zap while washing dishes; a surprising buzz whilegrading papers; out clubbing; on the bus together; we're both so turnedon by the idea of me wearing a vibrator and him holding the controls.We'd get into so much fun trouble! I'm really deserving--and mysweetie's really deserving--because thanks to him being soooooo nice tome, I'm getting soooo much naughtier. Yeeaahh!!!  One toy, twohappy people. Thanks!!

Yours truly,

Magic

Dear Babeland (and Santa)

All I want for Christmas is a Hungry Bear Vibe.  I really wantthis because the old electric toothbrush has finally called itquits.  I've been a very naughty girl this year, writing up astorm-lots of erotic goodies and now I'm so horny, I need a bear tocalm me down! Please Babeland Santa, think of me this Christmas and puta Hungry Bear under my tree.

JD

Dear Babeland,

All I want for Christmas is the DVD "BAD WIVES". I really, reallywant this sexy DVD because I want to be a REALLY bad wife and I'mpretty sure I can pick up some hot pointers from this little gem! I?mespecially deserving of this sexy video because I?ve always been waytoo nice! I want to be NAUGHTY, very NAUGHTY, and surprise the Hell outof my husband when I stick an X-rated video into the DVD player onChristmas Eve. The dirtiest movie our DVD player has experienced is BADSANTA so BAD WIVES would be a real treat for all of us!

Yours truly,

No More Mrs. Nice Guy

To the lovely people at Babeland,

All I want for the holidays, please oh please, is the Nubby G!;I yearn for this toy because although I have tried I cannot for thelife of me find my G spot on my own.  I masturbate all the timebut I always dream to myself: It would be the HOTTEST thing in theworld to get myself to ejaculate! I also have never experienced such athing as soft jelly rubber and the thought of it makes me sooo excited.Please, babeland, hurry and pick me!!!

Yours, anxiously,

G-girl

Dear Babeland,

All I really want for X-mas is the Bend over Beginner harness anddildo set .I have been poking and pounding mama for some 28 years andwould like to bend-over and give her the opportunity to reciprocate onme! I have tried to be so good this year but the mind wanders often tonaughty thoughts which lead to naughty deeds.We have had much naughtyfun with the Nubby-G and the Sexy-Mama gift set.

Yours truly,

John A

P.S. I'll leave the back door open!

Dear Babeland,

What I want this holiday season, or really what we want this holidayseason, is the Ultime Royalle.  We are an organization of trainedpeer sexuality educators at an all-womens liberal arts school and haveno toys to show at our workshops.Considering we have a workshop onfemale anatomy and orgasm and run a 'how-to female ejaculate' workshop,it's kind of important to have real live sex toys to show. We're askingfor the Ultime Royalle because too few women know that toys don't haveto be phallic.

We've been very nice this year because we've encouraged people to benaughty with themselves and with partners, and taught them how to benaughty in safe and fun ways.

Yours truly,

Sex Education for the Masses

Dear Babeland,

All I want for Christmas is The Rabbit Habit.  I really, reallywant this sex toy because from all that I have read on your web sitethis is the ultimate toy for getting a female to orgasm.  If afterreading our story you believe that a different sex toy would be moreappropriate then we would happly accept your subsituted choice.

In August 2004 Penny, my wife of 37 years, was diagnosed with BreastCancer. After two surgeries, six rounds of Chemo and 33 doses ofradiation therapy I am happy to say her name has been moved to the"Survivors" side of the ledger. I  can't tell you how proud I amof her bravery and dedication to getting through this chapter of herlife and how happy we are that her car now sports a pink survivorribbon.

The only bad news in this story is that Penny has lost almost all ofher sex drive.  It has been well over a year since she had herlast orgasm and I hope you will agree that is just too long.  I amsure some of this is physical side effects from the radiation and chemobut I also think there is a psychological side to it as well.  Wehave discussed this and she is more than willing to try a sex toy in aneffort to find the "Big O" again and put a close on this chapter of herlife as well. I think the Rabbit Habit will get her past thispoint-of-no-return and one good orgasm will lead to many, manyfuturemoments of joy for both of us.  Thank you for yourconsideration.

Yours truly,

Lawrence  

Dear babeland,

All I REALLY want for Christmas is a Hitachi magic wand. Why? BecauseI?ve always wanted to be an astronaut and the wand takes me to outerspace every time. It?s the only vibe you'll ever need & my ex hasmy old one (and that's definitely NOT coming back). I was very, verynice this year but I promise I won't be next year if I get the wand!

Yours truly,

little miss buzz buzz

Dear Babeland,

Laya SpotAll I want for Christmas is Laya Spot! I really, really want thissex toy because it looks like it has the perfect curve to fit my body,and if my roommates find it they're not likely to know what it is,because it's so beautiful I could tell them it's a work of contemporaryart... and they'd believe me. I?m especially deserving of this sexy toybecause I?ve been so very good this year! I'm a hardworkingundergraduate finishing my senior year and applying to graduate school.I keep my grades up, and I also work part-time as a nanny, and partyhard whenever I get the chance. When I get stressed, orgasms areobviously the best way for me to relax. But I've been so stressed thisyear I'm afraid I'm going to give my hand carpal tunnel syndrome fromall the "relaxing" I've been doing. Tuition has gone up so much that Ican't afford to buy myself any presents this Christmas. Please help memake it through my senior year!

Yours truly,

Sex-starved Student in San Diego

Dear Babeland,

Graduate All I want for Christmas is the Graduate. Ireally, really need this toy to replace my existing butt plugs andstart enjoying the joys that anal stimulation brings me when I am allalone and ready to play. The ripples will feel so good sliding in andout of my most sensitive zone. I am especially deserving of this toysince I have opened my mind to the joys of sex and anal sex and havebeen able to convey that message to my partner who, reluctantly due topersonal reasons, have agreed to pay closer attention to my needsduring foreplay and sex.

Tried and loving it,

From South Africa

Dear Babeland,

Triple Stix All I want for Christmas is Triple Stix! I really, really want this sex toy because I love and long for sexualpain. I would love for my husband to spank me. He doesn't know about mypain fetish, but hopefully he will soon. As a schoolteacher, I would bethe last person he would think of to be so kinky, but I'm up foranything. It's about time for him to please me for a change! I?m especially deserving of this sexy toy because I?ve been verynaughty. I dream about being spanked, tied up, or to be dominated. Thiswould be the perfect gift to start the year off right! Please make myChristmas wish come true!

Yours truly,

Jennifer

Hi Babeland!

All I really want for x-mas is one of your vacuum pumps fortransguys (it can be used for girl parts too- the clit cylinder andpump.) The reason that I want this is that I am in fact a transguy thatis going to be going on T very shortly. Since I can?t afford to getbottom surgery (or top surgery for that matter) it would really boostmy self-esteem to be able to have a little bit more between my legs soto speak. The fact that you sell this sex toy is awesome! And if I werenot to win this contest, I would definitely (eventually) buy one ofthese from Babeland.

I think I am deserving of this sex toy because I have been a good boythis year. I have made leaps and bounds with regards to finallyacknowledging and understanding who I truly am. I am on the way tofinally beginning to do what is necessary to feel comfortable with mybody. Also, I have been going out of my way to educate people withregards to challenging the gender binary. Oh and I guess you could sayI have been a little naughty too (in case anyone is looking for anaughty little transboy ;)

Thanx for the chance to win this!

Travis D.

Dear Babeland,

Rabbit Pearl All I want for Christmas ...is Rabbit Pearl. I really, really want thissex toy because after 19 years of marriage we are looking to startbeing experimental. I?m especially deserving of this sexy toy becauseI?ve been naughty and nice. Naughty to myself because I don't take careof myself - nice always take care of him. With this toy I can enjoymyself alone and learn what feels good to me and be able to let himknow what feels good. No kids in the house.... time for adult fun!

Yours truly,

Anita

Dear Babeland,

Hitachi Wand All I want for Christmas is a Hitachi Magic Wand.I really, really wantthis sex toy because I'm a magical princess, and every princess needs amagic wand! Right? I?m especially deserving of this sexy toy becauseI?ve been oh so nice! Wait.... can you please define "nice"?

Yours truly,

Sara

Dear Babeland,

Lonestar All I want for xmas is a Lonestar. I really, really want this sex toybecause my Magnum just doesn't quite have the girth I'm lookingfor.   I'm just dying to fuck and be fucked with Mr.Lonestar. I?m especially deserving of this sexy toy because I?ve beenespecially naughty this year.  This has been "my year" and I hopeit never ends.  I don't know if it's peri-menopause or just mysexual peak or what, but I am on fire!

Yours truly,

Sue

Dear Babeland,

Superstar All I want for Christmas is the Superstar. I really, really want thissex toy because I have had a fantasy about having two men at once andthis toy would really accomplish that! I am especially deserving ofthis sexy toy because I am a single mother with 3 children and all I dois take care of them. I have been nice in deed but naughty inthought.  It's really all I have time for but if I got this toy, Icould bring some of these naughty thoughts to life.  I would haveto split a plastic garbage liner to lie on my bed and squirt it withbaby oil so I could roll around with my new toy.  Maybe you couldthrow in some lotion that heats up...I would love to have my ass onfire!  I really, really need this toy to relieve somestress...these kids are driving me nuts!  Please help!!! Thanks.

Yours truly,

sweetgeena

Dear Babeland,

Bend Over BeginnerAll I want for Christmas is the Bend Over Beginner harness and dildokit (be still, my beating heart!). I really, really want this sex toybecause my guy recently confessed a secret desire to "move up" frombutt plugs to something a little more ... active. The enthusiasm thatlittle confession added to the ensuing sex suggests that he'd be onehappy boy if he showed up on Christmas Eve and discovered that Santahad brought us just the toy to make his sexy dreams come true. And ifpast experience holds true, what makes the boy happy will wind upmaking me even happier. I?m especially deserving of this sexytoy because I've been so nicely naughty all year long ... and becauseI'm knitting condom and dildo cozies  for all my friends this year!

Pat

Dear Babeland,

Slip and SlideAll I really want for Christmas this year is a Slip and Slide. Please!? I think I would really like this toy because it's waterproof,and I need to multitask in the shower.  It doesn't seem too big ortoo little, too hard or too soft.  It looks like it would be justRIGHT! I really deserve the Slip and Slide.  My husband and I haveonly had sex once in the past 5 months, and I only have one "friend"for my shower.  If he's not going to spice things up, I'd like toon my own.  I wish I could say I have been naughty!

Thanks for listening,

Kris

Dear Babeland,

Flame Harness SetAll I want for Christmas is the Flame HarnessSet.  I really, really want this sex toy because I have found aperfect partner to share my body, my love and my soul with.  Sheand I have never experienced this type of love before. Penetration appeals to her and not to me.  By having this type ofsex toy, I know that I can make the experience so much better for herand for me. I am especially deserving of this sexy toy because I'vebeen way too nice for way too long.  I have not had a sexualexperience for more than a decade.  This beautiful woman seessomething in me that makes her want to share her body, her love and hersoul.  I am so thankful to have this person in my life.

Yours truly,

Shy

Dear Babeland,

Hot Tub HanukkahAll I want for Christmas is the Hot Tub Hanukkah gift set. I really,really want this sex toy because making love in the bathtub has alwaysbeen a fantasy for me and what better way to make it come true than todo it with toys too. I?m especially deserving of this sexy toy becauseI?ve been nice.  My husband is/has been

overseas since last November and is due home shortly afterChristmas.  We were married just 3 months prior to him beingcalled to duty.  This would be a wonderful gift for us toshare.  He was able to come home for 2 weeks, but the day after hegot home, I went into labor and our first child was born.  So, Iam sure you can do the math, but we have both gone without making lovefor many months; I think we would both enjoy a couple toys help usreignite our passion for each other.  Not that seeing each otheragain won't do that too!!!  

Yours truly,

Amber

Dear Babeland,

All I want for Christmas?. is the Cherry Pyrex dildo. I really, reallywant this sex toy because it's a work of art, is easy to clean, wouldfeel great, and can go HOT or COLD. I?m especially deserving of thissexy toy because I?ve been very, very naughty--much too much time spentplaying with my toys, and not enough time doing homework for my gradprogram!

Yours truly,

Sweetnaughtyblonde

Dear Babeland,

All I want for Christmas is an Archer Wand. I really, really want thissex toy really bad, because I am 26 and cannot find my G spot anywhere!!!  I feel all left out! It's a shame I know. I?m especiallydeserving of this sexy toy because I?ve been very good all year justask my boyfriend! I will be nice and let him watch me try to find it.See I am good, I share!  :)

Yours truly,

Mrs. ing "G"

Dear Babeland,

FleshlightAll I want for Christmas is the Fleshlight. I really, really want thissex toy because I have read nothing but great reviews for it. Mygirlfriend also lives in Oregon, I in California, and for those nightsthat we are really turned on, all we have is the phone sex. I justreally want something that will make it so the distance between us willbe more tolerable. From what I have read, its the next best thing. I?mespecially deserving of this sexy toy because I?ve been nice. I havebought my girlfriend various sex toys to make it a lot better for her.She especially loves the Rabbit Habit. I have brought her to multipleorgasms with it!

Yours truly,

Peter

Dear Babeland,

All I want for xmas is a WIAN Studios Deer Flogger in pink &black.I really, really want this sex toy because it feels *so* soft,and yet is heavy enough to do *such* beautiful damage...and pink is myfavorite color!! I?m especially deserving of this sexy toy because I'vebeen a very good  girl, in spite of a tough year...this would makeme smile!

Sincerely,

Ali

Dear Babeland,

All I want for Christmas & my birthday (12-29-38)?. is a penispump. I really, really want this sex toy because every morning I getout of bed early; make fresh coffee & "juice" a cup of carrot juicefor my wife. Her doctor recommends the fresh juice daily. She cannot goto sleep until around 1:00 a.m. This sort of puts me in a "downcondition? when we both are ready for some loving action. I?mespecially deserving of this sexy toy because I?ve been nice, loving,understanding & trying to really satisfy in every way! We are both65 year-old "hotties" retired. She's great, I'm the one who needs somehelp! We are also looking at some new "toys" in your catalog. We wouldlike to have a very Merry Christmas.

Yours truly,

"Draggin in Georgia"

Dear Babeland,

My naughty holiday wish list includes the Rock Lobster... well within my desires, but far far out of my price range....Sincerelocating from myfabulous home state of Maine to the evil, republican, pit-bull banningRed state of Colorado with my husband, I haven't been as naughty asI've normally been known to be... we chalk this up to some type ofhomesickness.  At any rate, we are desperately trying to rekindlemy naughty, naughty little spirit, but (and I SWEAR this is the truth)since the dog chewed up my Freshman vibe and my little butt vibe justplain broke, it's been a challenge to kick it up a notch. PLEASE,babeland, HELP ME find that naughty girl I once was!  The fingersthat have evolved to be so wonderfully adept at self-pleasure justaren't doing it for me! All I want for my anti-Christmas is a spankingfor getting caught!

Yours Faithfully in the Throes of Vibratorially Enhanced Orgasm,

Sara

Dear Babeland,

Betty's BarbellAll I want for Christmas is Betty's Barbell. I really, really wantthis sex toy because, after being an oft-repeated customer and savingfor some of the good quality silicone toys, this is the ultimate itemthat remains to be budgeted. More than that, Betty is the ultimatesex-educating person; how could I not want to try her toy?Masturbation, female genitalia, openness, PC muscle health, sexualityatany age: she stands for it all. I went to a seminar (ovular?), given bya nurse, about PC muscle fitness. I was glad to see older women thereinterested in urinary continence when I had expected only youngstudents interested in being hotter, but the sexual health aspect didnot get the mention it deserved. The seminar focused on continence;health is important, but I would like to see these ladies take andinterest in PC muscle health for all reasons, for all of their lives!

I?m especially deserving of this sexy toy because I?ve been way toonice. Way too shy, way too timid, a late bloomer, buying and using toysto get more at home with my sexuality. And next time I'm at a PC healthseminar I want to speak up about Betty's Barbell - for all healthreasons - and not worry if someone thinks I'm weird. Maybe someone elsewill be glad I spoke up, and want one too.

Yours truly,

Valliance

Dear Babeland,

Red Wrist Kookie CuffsAll I want for New Years are the Red Wrist Kookie Cuffs. I really,really want this sex toy because my girlfriend finds restraintincredibly sexy.  Unfortunately, she has cuffs at her place and Idon't have any for my place.  I'd love to surprise her when shecomes over for a little New Years Eve fun.

I'm especially deserving of this sexy toy because I've not beennearly naughty enough!  I've been tied up, tied down, flipped overand bent over, but I haven't necessarily been able to do the same formy girlfriend.  With the Kookie Cuffs, I will definitely be ableto accomplish part of that fun!

Yours truly,

Sarah

Dear Babeland,

All I want for Christmas is a Rabbit Habitfor my wife. I really want this toy so I can pleasure my wife and giveher an orgasm. Due to a conservative upbringing, she has never learnedto pleasure herself, and rarely (if ever) achieves orgasm. I have readin many places that the Rabbit Habit is a sure fire way to climax forwoman. I want nothing more than to do this for my wife. We have triedeverything else including traditional vibrators with no success. Pleasehelp us open a new chapter in our sex lives.

Thanks,

DM

Dear Babeland:

All I want for Chanumus is -- well, I'm torn between two.  I likeboth the Koi and the Fantasia because I'm really, really want a"twice-as-nice" vibrator, and both are so pretty.  The green ofthe Koi is so pretty, but I bet it would be pretty in the purple,too.  The big swirls of the Fantasia are also pretty, and I likethe design on the head.  I also like that each vibe has controlson the vibe itself, rather than a console attached with a wire.  Iwould be thrilled to play with either toy, and my boyfriend would alsolove to watch me engage in toy play. I've been so good this year. I found a nonleather ball-separator my boyfriend wanted for hisbirthday (if you carried them, I'd have bought it from you, really, Iwould).   I also got him a Fleshlight, which he adores. I cook delicious vegan food for him.  We both have a fun sex life,and I think a brand new toy would add to the fun.

Danielle

Dear Babeland,

Chocolate Body Sauce All I want for Christmas is Chocolate Body Sauce.I really, really want this sex toy because my wife and I arechocoholics. I?m especially deserving of this sexy toy because whatbetter way toindulge in our two favorite vices than to rub chocolate all over eachother and then, well, use your imagination.  Even though we'vebeen especially nice this year, we deserve to be naughty.

Alan

Dear Babeland,

Leopard All I want for the Winter Solstice is a tiger in my tank, but since I'mflying solo and gas is astronomical, I'd settle for a leopard under mypagan tree! I?m especially deserving of this sexy toy because I?ve beenextremely naughty--aggravating and agitating people to deball theirpets, thus preventing animal overpopulation! Oh, and please makecertain that batteries are included...I won't want to have to spank you!

Yours truly,

Nancy

Dear Babeland,

Colt Stroker All I want for Christmas is a Colt Stroker. I really, really want this sex toy because after reading thereview  about it via your RSS feed, my mind can't stop thinkingabout how  damn good it would feel to stroke my shaft with thissteed. It's  because of your product review that I can't stopthinking how much  better masturbation could feel if only I couldwhip out the Stroker, some Liquid Silk and get busy on my bad self. I?mespecially deserving of this sexy toy because I?ve been naughty. That's for sure. For six months now I've been living with acouple  and we've entered the land of good times, having sex on analmost  daily basis until all hours of the night. I've told my newfound  

partners about the stroker and what it could add to our shenanigans.  I really want a Colt Stroker!

Yours truly,

dBug