Okay, who went home and masturbated after Babeland's premiere event at the Parkway last Thursday? I know I did. I didn't even have my Hitachi Magic Wand with me' and I still masturbated. I practically never masturbate without my Hitachi, but after such a sexy event I was wet and ready. I couldn't go to sleep without an orgasm.Babeland's screening of The Opening of Misty Beethoven was everything I expected it to be and more. After paying the mere $6.00 fee at the door of the Parkway Theater in Oakland, CA I was greeted in the lobby by the brightly colored swag on the Babeland table. They had pens, catalogs, stickers, and coupons available. The best part was that the table was ?manned? by hot Babeland babes in 70s garb. There was a cute guy and two beautiful women. One was tall and statuesque while the other was thick and voluptuous. Babeland always has something for everyone. I was a little late to the event, so I missed the costume contest but I was in time to enter the raffle and schmooze with the Babeland babes for a couple of minutes.
I have to admit that despite the hotties, I was eager to move on. I was filled with anticipation as this was going to be my first experience watching porn on the big screen. I was titillated by the idea of watching porn on a huge screen in a theater full of people. As I walked into Theater 1, the movie was already starting. I found a seat somewhere in the back, and settled in to watch the 1970s classic, The Opening of Misty Beethoven.I had a really great time at the movie. It was truly fun, entertaining, and a turn-on. There were times when I was so into the movie that I forgot there were people around me. There were other times, though, when I really felt like I was one with the crowd. Suddenly we were all really there together, watching this movie as a unit and not just individuals. I really felt at one with my fellow moviegoers when we reacted as a group to some of the movie's highlights. When we were all ooohing and aaahing together, I really felt connected to everyone there.Some of the most crowd-pleasing moments were when Seymour Love was constantly getting head no matter what he was doing. His maids literally took shifts sucking him off. We all laughed at that. At the pinnacle of Misty's (yes, we are on a first name basis now) sex education when she performed a successful blowjob and two hand jobs at the same time, we all clapped. Soon after that, at a very poignant moment, we all joined in a big ?awww? as Misty cried to herself on the screen. There was lots of cheering when we all found out that Lawrence Layman's wife, Barbara was not only not going to be left out of sex with the new Goldenrod Girl, but that she was in fact going to get Misty first. You go girl! The biggest applause of the night though, was when cheers rang out for Misty strapping on to take Layman.All in all it was a great movie and the event was fabulous. It made for a really fun Thursday night out. I can't wait for the next Babeland event at the Parkway. See you there!. See you there!
I have to admit that despite the hotties, I was eager to move on. I was filled with anticipation as this was going to be my first experience watching porn on the big screen. I was titillated by the idea of watching porn on a huge screen in a theater full of people. As I walked into Theater 1, the movie was already starting. I found a seat somewhere in the back, and settled in to watch the 1970s classic, The Opening of Misty Beethoven.I had a really great time at the movie. It was truly fun, entertaining, and a turn-on. There were times when I was so into the movie that I forgot there were people around me. There were other times, though, when I really felt like I was one with the crowd. Suddenly we were all really there together, watching this movie as a unit and not just individuals. I really felt at one with my fellow moviegoers when we reacted as a group to some of the movie's highlights. When we were all ooohing and aaahing together, I really felt connected to everyone there.Some of the most crowd-pleasing moments were when Seymour Love was constantly getting head no matter what he was doing. His maids literally took shifts sucking him off. We all laughed at that. At the pinnacle of Misty's (yes, we are on a first name basis now) sex education when she performed a successful blowjob and two hand jobs at the same time, we all clapped. Soon after that, at a very poignant moment, we all joined in a big ?awww? as Misty cried to herself on the screen. There was lots of cheering when we all found out that Lawrence Layman's wife, Barbara was not only not going to be left out of sex with the new Goldenrod Girl, but that she was in fact going to get Misty first. You go girl! The biggest applause of the night though, was when cheers rang out for Misty strapping on to take Layman.All in all it was a great movie and the event was fabulous. It made for a really fun Thursday night out. I can't wait for the next Babeland event at the Parkway. See you there!. See you there!
